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Hello.

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Anybody home? I can see.

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Oh. Hey.

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Afton. Hi, how are you doing?

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How are you doing?

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I'm good. I just thought I'd come by and
visit for a little bit.

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That's interesting.

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Yeah. You're a long way from where
you're supposed to be.

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There's a spring break going on right
now, so I just thought I'd come by.

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You know, stay for a couple days, chill.
You know what's crazy about that?

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What?

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It's June.

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And it's spring break like in March and
April.

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No, they, like, changed it. Yeah, our,
like, schedule got completely, like, set

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back and, yeah.

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It's so crazy how that happens
sometimes, doesn't it?

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Yeah. What are you watching on TV?

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something about birds.

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Birds and the bees?

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No, I think it's birds.

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Okay. Where's your remote?

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I couldn't find it, so I hooked your TV
up to my phone.

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Yeah.

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Just got home from spring break in the
middle of June, and you've already taken

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over the TV.

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Yep, you know me.

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Great. If you just emasculated me in
about one second, that's great. Because

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know the TV dad thing, right?

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TV and the car radio.

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Yep. Yep.

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Did you lose a leg? Where's your right
leg? Where's your left leg?

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Step over here.

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Sorry. Feet on the floor. You know the
rules.

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I was relaxing.

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Sorry. You look cute.

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Thanks. With that higher than the knees
type of skirt there.

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Nice dress code.

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Mm -hmm.

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So much for that Catholic school there
that you're going to.

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Yeah, Dad.

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And you're not wearing a bra.

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Dad? Jeez.

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My boobs aren't the ones sticking right
through my shirt.

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With the top halfway down.

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And?

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What's the problem? I'm just at home
relaxing. It's not like I'm running

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You want to tell me the truth?

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I can usually tell when something's
wrong and when you're not telling

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the full story.

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But... Okay.

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You know I can't hide anything from you.

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But please don't tell Mom.

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Like, she'll kill me.

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Well, I'm definitely not going to make
that promise because if I make that

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promise, she'll kill me.

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But what I can tell you is that right
now, your mom is not here. She's

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away with the twins at camp for at least
a week. If they like it, we promised

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the twins that they could stay an extra
week.

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Okay. Well, since you can tell that
something happened, what do you think

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happened?

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Well, since I know for sure.

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that it's not spring break, and that was
your first biggest fib, I'm going to

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probably guess that you're ditching
school.

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Because I know that you were enrolled to
also participate

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in summer school.

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Yeah. So there really wasn't a whole lot
of break for you to come home.

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And we weren't planning on you coming
home for two more weeks.

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damn being there anymore. It was so
boring.

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Like, I just wanted to come home for a
little bit.

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I did not want to go to summer school.
It's like bullcrap.

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I'm sorry.

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So, do you want to tell me the truth?

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Like, the real truth? The whole truth?
Nothing but the truth? Because I did get

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an email that I didn't discuss with your
mom yet.

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Something happened at school and they
kicked me out.

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Ah, that's honest.

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That was hard. I didn't want to say
anything because I thought maybe I could

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it and get back in and then mom wouldn't
know.

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Sit up straight.

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Posture. Thank you.

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So, what do you want from me?

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obviously let yourself in.

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You have the key. Obviously, this is
your home. I just need somewhere to stay

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for a few days. That's all.

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Because I can't go back there,
obviously.

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I can't go sleep in the bed I usually
sleep in.

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We can petition for that.

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Unless you did something so heinous that
you absolutely cannot go back.

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Yes, you can stay for a couple days.

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Really? This is your home.

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Really?

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You're not going to say anything to Mom?

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Please? I told you I'm not going to
promise if I think she's going to kill

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but you have at least a couple days of
breathing room.

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I won't tell her while you're here,
while she's in camp. I don't want her to

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fucking get hot and come back here and
fucking shoot us both.

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Oh, my God. Thank you so much, Dad.

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Like, I've been, like, stressing out
about this.

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Like, I didn't know where to go.

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Like, obviously, my first place is,
like, to come home.

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So... I'm just so happy mom's not here.
Okay. Well, listen.

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We're not really prepared for you,
honestly, because we converted your

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This is your bedroom. We've converted
into a small little den with a TV. So I

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feel like even though you're a petite
girl, you're probably going to be longer

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than that couch.

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You're going to have to sleep in the
twins' room right now in the bunk bed.

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Oh, God.

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Come on.

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If you just got in a couple hours ago,
you're probably going to need to take a

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shower.

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Here you go. Towels. So why don't you
shower up and we'll push you in one of

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bunk beds over there in the twins room.
Got it? Oh my god. Really?

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What, are you thinking of sleeping in my
bed? Fuck no.

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Part of my language.

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My beds are so uncomfortable.

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It's either that or that floor over
there. You take your pick. You got a

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mattress or not.

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Why can't I just sleep on the couch?

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Because that's a no.

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Brand new couch.

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and you wear makeup, and I don't want
makeup on my couch.

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Oh, my God. Okay, whatever.

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All right. Take a shower.

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Close the door.

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Nice seeing you.

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See you soon.

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Thank you.

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It's a bright -ass day out.

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Oh, good morning, Dad.

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Good morning. How did I sleep long?

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What time is it? Shit.

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It's like 12 o 'clock.

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Oh, that's not terrible.

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No, not too bad.

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Dang.

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How'd you sleep?

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Good? Yeah. Yeah, not bad, actually.

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Good. I got some breakfast going on over
here.

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Oh, look at you staying busy. Thank you.

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You know what they say.

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Once you have a kid, they're always your
kid, 18 or not.

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What are you making? What's on the menu
today?

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Um, I got apple slices and cereal and
coffee.

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Fuck yeah. Let me grab a cup of joe real
quick.

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All right.

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Let me kickstart my morning, yo.

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Thank you, sweetie.

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Black, black, no sugar, though.

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Yes, of course.

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You know me.

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Always.

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Thank you.

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That coffee was awesome. I drank it.

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Good. Quick.

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Would you like some more? Yeah, if you
have more, I would love some more,

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please.

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Anything for you, Dad.

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Awesome. Thank you.

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There. Get a little water now.

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Nope.

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Caffeine cracked out.

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Awesome. A nice late breakfast, though.
Cool.

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So, you know, I was thinking about you
last night, and I was wondering if you

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did the right thing.

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And?

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Oh, that would be, thank you for the
apples.

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That would be, did you call your mom?

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Well, you know, like, I went to go call
her, and then, like, kind of got busy.

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I got tired, so.

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And then I made you breakfast.

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So, um, yeah, I haven't had the chance
yet, but, yeah, no, I definitely, I'll

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call her.

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You know you gotta call her before, um,
she kills her.

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I mean, yeah.

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No, I know.

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She's not here right now, though, so.

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No, no, you're absolutely right.

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That's true. It looks bomb.

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Hold on a second. Let me take a bite of
this.

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I need you to call her, though, because,
you know what? I got my phone right

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here. We'll make the phone call. Don't
worry about it. What? No. No, Dad.

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No, we don't need to do that. Like, I
told you. I promise.

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I promise I will call her myself, okay?

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You just... You really don't need to do
that.

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I mean, Mom's not here.

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What are you doing right now? Are you
off your fucking...

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Rock her? Right now? I just don't want
you to call her. Please. She'll fucking

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kill me.

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And... Afton?

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Yes? You're fucking grabbing my cock
right now.

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I know.

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I know. What is going on with you?

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Negotiation?

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I don't really think that's an
appropriate form of... I mean, it's not

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you're my actual dad.

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You're my stepdad, so... You're fucked
up to play like that.

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It doesn't make it weird. I mean... Come
on, you really know.

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Come on.

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Mom's not here.

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Not cool at all.

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I gotta stop you from calling her some
way, and this works.

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Let's make you more comfortable.

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Let's get these off.

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There we go. That's better.

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You promise you'll wait to call mom?

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Just as soon as you're done distracting
me.

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I mean, come on. Just give it a couple
days. Wait till I'm gone.

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She's not here anyway.

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Where are you going to go in a couple
days when she comes back?

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I can go to my friend's house or
something.

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Figure it out.

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I have no idea what got into you, girl.

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I'm glad you like it

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Two days of this, right?

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Every second of the day.

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going to be doing this in the next
couple of days.

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I may as well get something out of it
too.

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So why don't you come follow me to the
bedroom?

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Like that?

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Come on.

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That's probably your mom right now.

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Don't worry about her.

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Two way down.

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Thank you.

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Damn.

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Such a fucking sexy little tease.

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Not too glad I'm here instead of school.

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Well, I'm glad you're here, but you
don't damn well.

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She can go as far as she wants.

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Looking crazy.

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scream.

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What's the point?

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Yeah.

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Hold on, stop one second, honey. You're
going to make me cut. Don't let me cut

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yet.

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Thank you.

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like that, honey.

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Let me see that pretty quick.

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longer if it keeps going like that